El Paso, TX

Air Travel:
This never happens to me. Why?

Hot summer days, cool summer nights:
Monsoon season.

“Everybody moved except the Center. FIVE YARD PENALTY.”

Cowboys football, always a big deal. Even in El Paso.

Silly Season:
Kay Baily’s official website included the keywords, “Rick Perry is Gay,” but that’s since been removed. When I suggested the title for this political race as “The Silly Season,” I wasn’t joking. The perfidy of the candidates support staff? Priceless.

That’s exactly the kind of prank/hack/joke/keyword I’d expect a young web-wonk to pull. Put. Put the words in the meta-keywords for a candidate.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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