Two-Meat Tuesday

Marketing & Advertising:

Extra-Virgin Horoscopes:
I’m not sure that one will work. But it was a good idea.

High Performance Horoscopes!
Another winner?

Now with flexible financing:
Sure, click here.

Rerun:
Thank the odd gods I don’t do reruns in my horoscopes.

Internet Marketers:
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Single Image Link:
Downtown parking prices. Compare to this price.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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