Tourist Class

travel

My travel schedule used to be more distant, more local, more travel, less time spent walking alongside the river. Days and changes.

A recent shot, from San Antonio –www.BexarCountyLine.com– proves my worth as a tourist. I can’t even make this stuff up, or arrange it thusly. By design? By accident? “We don’t dial 9-1-1” and then that points to …

Those are like my tarot cards, only different. Mexican Lottery / Fortune Telling cards. Emblazoned on a shirt. No, can’t even make this stuff up.

Travel:
Travel & appearances schedule.

And I’m still a lot cheaper.

In other news:
|> man!!!!!! to get logged on your website
|> is harder than breaking into fort knox. i
|> know your readings are like gold, but it
|> appears to be impossible to break in.

Not a challenge and anyone having trouble, please e-mail me. Baby.

Unrelated:
Some things just don’t belong around here – but make me smile, anyway.

Baggage:
We all have baggage – the test of humanity is how we handle our personal baggage. “Remember to lift with your legs, not your back.”

Better Baggage:
Physics nerd joke.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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  • Sarah Jun 2, 2010 @ 12:00

    Women of my vintage grew up in that milieu. Which is why the Women’s Lib movement moved us so. I’m disgusted and appalled by those ads. Not funny.

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