More Marketing

My little friend, the Leo, Elaine, she’s constantly working on new ways to draw in clientele. At the last event we worked together, she had a bowl with what looked like Runes. Instead, they were oblong wooden beads with her URL on one side and a single inspirational word on the other, words like “Create,” and “Happiness.”

I still have one on my desk, next to the keyboard.

Other ideas? Like breaking the 4th wall?

Who wins this fight?
The consumer.

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“There’s an app for that!”
Here’s the company/product link. Like most new products, they have a demo on video. I think I need one.

I can just imagine, doing a reading and the client starts to get argumentative.

The minivan ad:
Certain brand of car manufacturer is running an ad campaign for a series of cars. Previously, a friend’s comment that was too funny?

“Minivan. He gets me a minivan, he gets a divorce.”

So the ad, it’s a metal shredding noise, the heavy guitar riff, the flash pots, a video clip with a guitar “gawd…”

It’s still an ad for a minivan.

A minivan.

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  • rhubarb Nov 21, 2010 @ 19:00

    The Poke “The Week in Pictures” hilarious, some of them. Others too contrived to be funny.

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