Pedestrians Please use other side


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  • Magical Mystical Teacher Feb 15, 2011 @ 22:57

    “Footpath”–what a quaint, rural term to be using in a city!

    BEDTIME?

    A woman who always saw red,
    Could not get it out of her head;
    Her dreams were red-hot,
    Although she was not
    Exactly Miss Scarlett in bed.

    © 2011 by Magical Mystical Teacher

    Red Umbrella

  • Mickie Brown Feb 17, 2011 @ 3:14

    Nice polite sign-and very RED.

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