It’s so dry in Texas that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling. The Methodists are using wet-wipes. The Presbyterians (and Lutherans) are giving out rain-checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water… .
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And the Unitarians? They’re serving coffee grounds instead of coffee.