Rode Notes and Road Tunes

What is Buddha?
The mind is Buddha.

What is Buddha?
The mind is not Buddha.

“Doesn’t matter if it rains or freezes, long as I got my plastic Jesus, riding on the dashboard of my car…”

Sagittarius note, I really like Billy Idol’s version.

An Aquarius musical allusion, “Ever see Dallas from a DC-9 at night?”

The conundrum: zen flesh, zen bones, a text I leave stuffed in online baggage for critical reading when the flight is late or whatever–

Stuffed inside an essential zen text?

A page, part of page, out of the inflight catalog of absolutely useless objects, worthless material possessions, the antithesis of zen thought, and the specific item I liked?

Fake Bigfoot.

I still don’t know why there’s a “no smoking” sign on airplanes these days.

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  • rhubarb May 15, 2011 @ 9:44

    plastic Jesus on the dashboard of my car

    haven’t heard that one in, lo, these many years!

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