The Goat Blood Sucker

Author: Published: May 27, 2011

Mythology
Chupacabra, sighted in Helotes, TX

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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  • Rhubarb May 27, 2011 @ 11:19

    The real myth is that there is a town called Helotes. Just an illusion; nothing to see here; move along, move along.

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  • iphone May 27, 2011 @ 12:07

    Oh, that’s no myth, home to the legendary Floores Country Store. I can’t make that up.

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