Two-Meat Tuesday

Liver and Onions:
“What my mom used to do, she’d fix liver for my dad, and she’d soak that liver in milk for 24 hours.”

Makes it tender. Soaked in milk.

If I were to order liver and onions, they all say they’d make me sit at another table.

Virgin Mary Appears:
Caught the bit on the news one evening, in El Paso, you decide —
http://www.kfoxtv.com/news/26178673/
http://www.ktsm.com/virgin/couple-says-an-image-of-the-virgin-mary-has-appeared-at-their-east-el-paso-home
http://kisselpaso.com/image-of-virgin-mary-on-wall-of-east-el-paso-home-and-other-recent-apparitions-photos/
http://www.kdbc.com/news/virgin-mary-appears-at-east-el-paso-home
http://www.kfoxtv.com/news/18313848/detail.html

El Paso pronunciation, “veer G-in day whadaloop-ay.”

Austin pronunciation, “Ver-jen duh Gwada-LOOP.”

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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