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  • Rhubarb Aug 7, 2011 @ 17:21

    Cute headline “Psychics Making A Fortune As El Pasoans Flock To Fair” but the double entendre might lead the unwashed to think that psychics make a lot of money. And that astrologers are psychics (many are). So how come you haven’t told us about all those big bucks you’re stuffing into your mattress?

  • Rhubarb Aug 7, 2011 @ 17:22

    BTW, is Susan a Sagittarian, too?

  • El Muchacho Alegre Aug 7, 2011 @ 20:25

    Yes, why I called it Team Sagittarius.

    Big bucks? Oh hardly. One newsman did say I had the best advice about school.

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