Airport Shopping

Saw this, for a second time.

The “retro handset”

I can’t help it. This is a fine example, perhaps one of the best, of Airport Shopping. Stuck in the departure lounge, that looks like the coolest piece of hardware I can’t live without.

What really happens to Airport Shopping acquisitions?

Nothing. Get bought. Never get used.

Zero sum.

No win game.

“How about a nice game of chess?”

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  • rhubarb Jan 14, 2012 @ 13:24

    dealmac: how to go broke while saving money. yup.

    love the retro handset. gotta get me one. you know I’ll never use it. Once, twice, maybe, for the novelty, then it will go in the collection of “someday” stuff.

    Just Say No.

  • El Muchacho Alegre Jan 14, 2012 @ 14:40

    I no, right?