Bumper Stickers

Author: Published: January 24, 2012

Dead sticker. Purple heart. Semper fi, redacted.

I love America, the oddest collection of everything.

Keep San Antonio Lame.

“God, I love this town.” (gods, really, plural)

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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  • rhubarb Jan 24, 2012 @ 10:51

    “Big wheels for small minds” I wonder what kind of vehicle it was on? I don’t get the San Antonion one. Probably because I’ve never been to SA.

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  • Kramer Jan 24, 2012 @ 11:13

    it’s on a little civic or something… Grateful Dead, Marines….

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