Austin by day

Fresh Live Crawfish

Austin by day. There’s a reason I love Austin and its inherent weirdness so much.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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  • rhubarb Apr 1, 2012 @ 10:02

    Is it because you’re a kindred spirit?

  • iphone Apr 1, 2012 @ 17:26

    I’m normal in Austin. And I like crawdads, usually boiled.