Safe Handling Requirements

Author: Published: May 23, 2012

1. Wash hands before handling these horoscopes
2. Keep refrigerated until used
3. Make sure horoscopes are cooked all the way through
4. Check the fine print for further instructions

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About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

  • rhubarb May 23, 2012 @ 12:38

    5. Eat with your fingers. If God had intended you to eat with your fingers, you would have been born with them.
    6. Lick your plate when you’re done.

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  • Kramer Wetzel May 24, 2012 @ 12:04

    and use ivory soap
    Jane Wetzel
    http://www.KramerWetzel.com

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