Vanity Search and Vanity Astrology

There was an era — not long ago — wherein it was considered a “vanity search” to plug your own name into a search engine, and see what popped up. Later, it was less about vanity and more about checking to see what was being said.

These days, it’s about privacy, a quick search to make sure certain illicit details haven’t been leaked, or the stalkers can’t access the numbers.

What I’m looking for now, now, is a term to convey the common problem I encounter, searching “astrology” sites, looking for nothing but laudatory comments about a sign.

I’m thinking I need a script that points out I’m not all rainbows, waterfalls, and butterflies, myself.

And by comparison? I’m way cheaper than downtown parking rates.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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  • Rhubarb Oct 27, 2012 @ 10:56

    I have never see any of those words in your scopes. Lots of fishing tackle and Texas lore. Hmpfh! Butterflies and waterfalls and rainbows, oh my!

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