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Aransas Pass Water Park
Think that’s in the fine print.

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  • Rhubarb Nov 8, 2012 @ 14:08

    Your collection of “fine print” is truly awesome.

  • Kramer Wetzel Nov 8, 2012 @ 17:34

    One must have fun, even if it is to keep the lawyers busy.