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  • Rhubarb Dec 6, 2012 @ 12:56

    So that’s what the week is going to be like? Dead fish, trash plastic bottles, in a battered bait box? Sounds about right….

  • Kramer Wetzel Dec 6, 2012 @ 15:30

    Those are all now yummy filets….

  • Kramer Wetzel Dec 6, 2012 @ 15:30

    and we got another week of “stupid sticks…”