Get it all for One Dollar!

One American Dollar?

You’ve got to be crazy!
My sanity has always been a sticking point for some, and I’m always happy to point that my grasp of consensual reality is tenuous, at best.

Anyway, here’s the deal:

    Join astrofish.net for one month, for a dollar, one single dollar, and get access to a month’s worth of horoscopes, the year over-view, and the electronic form of all the books. For one dollar.

After 30 days? The site bills out at $3.96 per 30 days. Cancel anytime you want.

A partial list of the books in question, all available for that one, low price?

    The Portable
    Mercury Retrograde

    (Kindle Version)

    Bare Foot Astrology
    BareFootAstrology.com

    Two-Meat Tuesday
    (Kindle Version)
    Two-Meat Tuesday

    San Pedro Creek
    (Kindle Version)
    San Pedro Creek

    Pink Cake
    (Kindle Version)

    Fishing Guide to the Stars
    Fishing For Love

    (Kindle Version)

    Bexar County Line
    Best of the double Aughts

    (Kindle Version)

All Books for sale.

Amazon Author’s Page

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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  • Sarah Smith Jan 28, 2013 @ 11:04

    I like your bio, both the snippet above and the one in the link. Did you ever stop to think that consensual reality might have it wrong (or at least skewed) and that you’re the one seeing clearly? Of course you did.

    • Kramer Wetzel Jan 28, 2013 @ 12:10

      Yes, one of the next chores is to rewrite the bio again… but then, there’s a story about the story.

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