Firecracker and Courthouse

Firecracker and Courthouse
The image is a summertime favorite with the cornice of the Federal Courthouse just peeking at the top. A clear San Antonio image.

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Normal?
Pursuant to an earlier comment, there’s this one girlfriend, when I introduced her to my family one time, as a fair warning, I told her I was the most normal person in my family.

Coming from a full-time astrologer, living in a trailer park in South Austin. Witty, engaging, charming by her standards. Any sense of normalcy? Clearly mistaken.

Then she met my family. I’m clearly the most sensible, well-balanced, even-keeled member of my family.

“It’s true, Kramer is the most normal.”

Me? I just report the facts as I’ve been told. No embellishment needed.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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  • rhubarb Jul 19, 2013 @ 17:38

    Don’t you think your wee scorpio mum might have something to say about this?

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