Pearl Synergy

Pearl Synergy

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Bexar County Line:
While this was a July 4 image of Rudy’s BBQ Truck, it was about what the sign said. While it’s good to be patriotic on July 4th, a place like Rudy’s is patriotic, year-round.

“To all those that have made out freedom possible — we thank you.”

The other bit that’s a little dangerous, but works well for that one place and its subsequent chain?

“Rudy’s: the worst bar-b-q in Texas.”

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  • Rhubarb Jul 11, 2013 @ 10:09

    Is it a brewery or a dance studio? Weird.

  • Kramer Wetzel Jul 11, 2013 @ 11:36

    Pearl Brewery is now a “mixed use” space. The real beer is brewed in Ft. Worth, by Millet Lite.

  • Kramer Wetzel Jul 11, 2013 @ 11:38

    But alcohol has always been a large factor in helping white guys dance.