Happy Samhain


Happy Samhain

Vegas, baby!
Wandering around the Hotel-Resort-Casino after the Jimmy Buffett show, we kept noticing many folks, usually younger, dressed in costumes. Cops, Reno 911, SWAT, combat, vampire, and then, a lot of Walking Dead. How to tell them from regular casino patrons? The way the makeup was worn.

After my third, pointed, “I think I dated her,” comment, I get the “just what kind of women did you date” look.

Pale, shapely, maybe tan, with traces of my blood dripping from the corner of a mouth?

Looking to feast upon my blood or brains? Sure.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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