Texas Secede

Texas Secede

This would be funny, if it was the first time I’d heard it.

Mentioned in 1997 – Sagittarius, I think, then Cancer, 1999, and for the time being, I can’t locate the other mention.

“If Texas were to secede, what would we do with Austin?”

“Build a wall around it, like the Vatican, because Austin the spirtual home to Texas.”

Can’t fnd my own quote, though.

I know it’s in there, some place in the last decade.

Here’s the 2009 entry.

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