How many Austin-ites does it take to change a light bulb?
Four (4).
One to change to the lightbulb, and three to talk about how much better the old light bulb was before all the new people arrived in Austin; drove the prices up; ruined everything; how the old days were so much better.
#Lightbulb
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Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.
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