Size Matters

Size Matters

Sitting next to Thomas Nolan, Ph.D, over the last two-dozen years, we’ve shared jokes and jibes. He’s massively Scorpio, continuously claiming, “I’m the Phoenix, risen from the ashes.”

Me? I’m Sagittarius. The Centaur. Half man, half horse’s ass.

The arrangements for this last show of the year were a tad odd, and a stack of stage sets were behind me, with a drop cloth draped over to mask the flattened risers.

Thomas’s sign was taller than mine so I just set mine up on the risers.

His is bigger

His is bigger

“His is bigger, so I just made mine taller.”

Moon in Aries

Moon in Aries

Moon in Aries for the day. Stevie Ray Vaughn had a song about that this.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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