Valentine’s Day Wear a Tux

Author: Published: February 14, 2016

Valentine’s Day Wear a Tux

Science has proven it, now. Best way to get lucky, guys?

Wear a Tux.

Me, I’m coming in from the coast, so no tux today.

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About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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