Badges to Wear

Badges

On one site, there is a page marked badges. What I saw, shuffling back and forth? A hanger badge, says “crew.”

Wonder if that works as well as a t-shirt labeled “security.”

My old Austin line doesn’t work as well elsewhere, “I’m with the band.”

Part of the trick, though? Look tired and haggard.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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