Swear

“When angry, count four;
when very angry, swear.”

Mark Twain in Pudd’nhead Wilson’s Calendar

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All the calendar entries are collected in Pink Cake —

Pink Cake: The Quote Collection – Kramer Wetzel

Pink Cake: A Commonplace Book

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.