Testimonials

Testimonials

Most of the testimonials I see online are quite laudatory. What‘s missing are some of the ones that include terms like “Pompous ass” and “arrogant SOB.”

Or a personal fave, I’ve always adored, when directed at me?

“You are so WRONG.”

Yes, I tend to cherry-pick a bit for my own collection, and what’s weird, to me, some of those are more than two decades old, now.

Testimonials

I asked my MasterMind group what worked best, as I was looking to streamline the bio, and get all of that material into a more useable format, plus desperately seeking that 50–word autobiographical snapshot. Recent image, too — not a staged photo shoot from decades in the past.

“Testimonials.”
What they all said.

I’m loathe to overuse those, as it looks like too much self-aggrandizement; however, reading and interpreting astrology charts — consultations — as the way I support myself for more than 20 years? That should suggest something.

He hates also hates writing about himself in third person.

That, plus the weekly horoscopes I write. I always maintained that the horoscope archives were really the best form of Curriculum Vitae or a resume of sorts — autobiographical.

Testimonials

While I did hand select the few that do appear on the site itself, and I do have copies of the original email with intact headers as evidence, I also published, on several occasions, the hate mail. Usually ran it out in a blog, and let the fates take care of the issues.

There should be a legal footnote, any email that passes the (electronic) gateway here? I can use it, any way I see fit.

Testimonials

Readers write in: in their words.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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