Brainsaw

Brainsaw

I think my Black Friday sale is a better deal, and less cartoon-like violent.

The problem with consumer culture, summed up in a single image, the Brainsaw – with real Nerf action.

Unsure whether I'm shocked, appalled, or merely bemused.

Nerf Zombie Strike Brainsaw Blaster

“He said it was what he really wanted.”

Kids, huh.

Black Friday on astrofish.net continues

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