Blinky Things

Best one from on the road? Barely visible mud flaps, they said?

Blinky Things

Blinky Things mean turning, not speed up

Bad image, didn't really make it. The return flight?

Wet Fuel Cell

Better than Wet Fuel Cell?

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.