The Fineprint

The Fineprint

Straightening up an older entry, I noticed this at the bottom of my fineprint:

Our goal is to offer quality food and good service at an affordable price; we appreciate your business, and we thank you for your continuous support throughout the years. In order to be fair and just we must strictly enforce our policy. In order to receive credit or exchange any merchandise/food, we ask that you return the merchandise/food in its original condition the same day it is purchased.

It echoes a sentiment that I’ve long held, quality horoscopic material, at an affordable price.

That simple.

But don’t forget, all terms are based upon that legally binding set of rules, The Fineprint.

You cross my gateway, you’re in my house, and that means, my rules.

Snicker.