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Danger: do not stick your head in towel roll. Claim checks are required before exiting. Please stop here. This door to remain locked during take off and landing. Do not stand in stairwell. All hot checks are filed as a criminal case with warrants of arrest. Watch for slow traffic ahead. Hatch weight 50 lbs. Wet fuel cell, do not remove. REMINDER: AOL staff will never ask you for your password or billing information. Please do not top off. For sale or lease-will build to suit. Maximum capacity 2500 lbs. Fasten seatbelts while seated. Medical use only. Please be advised this communication does not create an attorney-client relationship. To fasten your seatbelt, insert the metal tab in to the buckle. Not for hire. Breakfast, lunch, supper, only. By federal law, children under 15 may not sit in emergency exit rows. We’re sorry but it is not necessary to dial a 1 or a 0 when dialing this number. Dry bay panel. System for demonstration purposes only. 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Yield to Pedestrians in Crosswalk — State Law. Driver’s License or State Issued ID with Picture required. Sorry, this register is closed. Now entering the environmentally sensitive Edward’s Aquifer recharge zone. Post Office, Feed & Tackle. We don’t call 911. Like any driving directions or map, you should always do a reality check and make sure the road still exists, watch out for construction, and follow all traffic safety instructions. It’s free – use it at your own risk and don’t blame us if it doesn’t work out exactly like you thought it would. Please take crying babies to the lobby. No talking during the movie. A gratuity of 17% will be added to parties of 5 or more. Sorry, no split checks. Guaranteed not to turn rancid. Horoscopes are for outdoor use only. Penalty for private use. Gone crazy — back later. Caution: do not over tighten the nuts. Easy for the novice user. Don’t make any sudden moves and nobody gets hurt. Please take a number. 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We will not pierce anyone under the age of 16 without a parent being present. Do not clean fish in restrooms. Large selection of vegetarian dishes free from animal product. All animals do bite. Abroche su cinturon. You must hang on to handrails. Brace feet. No cash kept on site. Church zone. Seats are for players only. Motorists should allow extra time for travel and use caution due to the reduced visibilities. Notice: collection of funds, circulation of petitions, distribution of printed materials and other similar activities on these premises by non-employees are not permitted. Cierren la puerta. In the course of normal handling, your luggage will acquire evidence of such as minor scratches, cuts, dents or soil. Never question the engineer’s judgment. Hey Gringo! Be all you can be! Ride with Pancho Villa! Always tighten action nut before skating. Do Not Grease Sliding Part of Arm. Adult assembly required. George is off Thursdays. This cashier’s window closes exactly at 7:00 PM. 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Please retain all packaging for future reference.The last guy who asked to borrow my tools is in the bottom drawer. will prosecute to the fullest extent of the law any person or entity who damages or endangers this website, server or astrologer. Warning: Hydraulic services may operate. Clear personnel from rudder, flaps, spoilers, and landing gear doors before connecting. No ticket no food. Extreme fire hazard – no open burning. Bicycles and pedestrians are prohibited in tunnel. Cellular phone users: please finish all calls before you approach the counter – the signal can interfere with the operation of the equipment. 1 drink per I.D. Hard hats and safety glasses are required on site. No unpaid products beyond this point. This unit can service ten persons for one work week. Excessive use will result in unsatisfactory conditions. Unlawful to pass with redlights flashing. Vehicles not allowed on walkways. Designed and Made in the USA! Caution: do not remove cowling until leading edge slats are retracted and deactivated. See instructions inside door. No permits required on Sunday. If I don’t suggest a glass of orange juice it’s free. Parking garage is full. Please seat yourself. Test header. First bus must pull up to this point. Danger: men cooking. No dancing on tables – no eating on floors. Lunch? Order at the counter. No conduzca a traves del aqua. Battery cut-off switch inside. Do not freeze – store in cool dry place. This horoscope is distributed in the hope that it will be useful, but without any warranty; without even the implied warranty of merchantability or fitness for a particular purpose. Under Texas Law (chapter 87, civil practice and remedies code), an equine professional is not liable for an injury to or the death of a participant in equine activities resulting from the inherent risks of equine activities. (section 1, title 4.87.005). Please drive without lights until you get to the exit. Aluminum car radiator – thaw heat only. You may wish to stand back during bat flight to avoid droppings. Do not distract operator while train is in motion. To avoid injury stay off baggage belt. Looks under 30? Card them! No exceptions. Safety corridor traffic fines double. Stay back 200 feet – not responsible for broken or cracked windshields. Quit following me! Please pull forward. Do not climb fence – use walkways. Do not apply power without pad connected. No golfing. All deliveries must check in at counter. No free parking for anyone. Staff only beyond this point please. Warning: explosive egress system. After the strike, allow a one to four second interval before setting the hook. Stop! If you are getting a part off the shelf, please write it down on the R. O. sheet. Notice: check wheel lugs. City waterline inlet – potable water only. Potable water only. Sanitize, flush and drain before using. Notice: not responsible for fire, theft, or articles left in vehicles. All finished work left unclaimed will be sold off. Cold weather may cloud this product. Its antiseptic properties are not affected. Please do not throw away the fajita skillets. Please register for seating. Tow bar up when not in use. Maximum allowable side force on platform 150 pounds. Sitting on the stairs is forbidden. This product was manufactured in a facility at which nuts are used in the manufacture of other products. Under 21 must pay to re-enter. Please bath inside tub. Caution: Remote Control Locomotives operate in this area. Members and non-members only. Pedestrians use caution: closing arm gate. No Parking on R.O.W. Your mother is not here! Please clean up your own mess. Do Not use trolley on escalators. Baggage must not be left unattended. Children must not ride or be carried on the trolleys. Lift green lever to operate brake. Watching this screen while vehicle is in motion can lead to a serious accident. Make selections only when stopped. Some map data may be incorrect. 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Do not mix old and new batteries. Do not dispose of batteries in fire. Batteries may explode or leak. Do not steam. Do not iron. These horoscopes must be assembled on a smooth, flat surface that is free of stones, sticks, gravel and similar impediments. State and local laws may require fencing or other barricades to insure the safety of these horoscopes. Do not overfill these horoscopes. Debit cards accepted at time of rental with a return transportation ticket (plane, train, cruise ship.) Wire reinforcement and folded construction to prevent warping. Do not dissemble, crush, burn, submerge, or expose to solvents. Do not operate or store over a 100 degrees. Failure to heed these warnings may cause the horoscopes to operate in an unsafe manner, or may result in an explosion. is cholesterol free. No exit this side. No exit without driver’s permission. Return clean to avoid service charge. State law prohibits passengers in bed of truck. Do not wash or rinse interior with water hose. Caution: secure all cargos. Do not follow truck into construction work area.Horse-drawn vehicles prohibited. No unauthorized personnel allowed in wheelhouse. Please keep all hands and buckets out of the tanks so shrimp will stay alive. Do not board ferryboat until directed by deckhand. Please remain in your vehicle until the ferryboat leaves the landing. No unattended children allowed on deck. Life jackets 60 adults. Do not discard. Explosive anesthesia not permitted. Latex free. Check bait status. No sleeping or lounging in the waiting room. If you are having surgery please take nothing by mouth: to include gum and candy. This horoscope is made from 75% post-consumer recycled fiber and uses approximately 63% less material than computer generated (corporate) astrology horoscopes, and it is intended for single use only. Please shop drawers below for your size and color. No fires of any type are allowed. Removal of plants, rocks or cultural items is strictly prohibited. Bicycles, horses and motorized vehicles are not permitted. No pets allowed on the management area. All battery claims are dependent upon network configuration and many other factors; actual results may vary. If you must re-enter vehicle – touch metal away from the area of the nozzle to discharge static electricity. Do not re-enter or leave vehicle while fuel is pumping. Money market funds are neither insured nor guaranteed by the FDIC or any other government agency. Excessive plunging force can cause scalding hot liquid to shoot out the pot. Patio guests: please check with host before seating. Danger confined space enter by permit only. Latch closed load limit 160lbs/72kg. Yield to blind in x-walk. Choose 2 sides per person only and no to go. Invoice must accompany all returns. 10-day wait period on refunds for sales paid by check. All sales final on balloons, glow products, tiaras, seasonal and holiday items, sales items, and custom orders. If you have a question about your prescription, ask your pharmacist. This equipment generates, uses and can radiate radio frequency energy and, if not installed and used in accordance with the instructions, may cause harmful interference to radio communications. Please call the lab for all test results. Please bring all medication when seeing the doctor. Remove label and lid, and place directly in microwave oven. Remove or bend over projecting nails. Always put life jackets on children. Wear a life jacket, especially if you can’t swim. Use earplugs, goggles or masks to minimize risk of infections. Use nose clips or hold your nose when jumping or diving into water. Please keep feet off seats. Due to an increase cost of billing and to prevent an increase in fees, payment at time service is rendered is appreciated. This machine has no brain; please use your own. Information gladly given; however please don’t disturb the Operator while the train is in motion. Powerbeds must be in locked position before travel. Do not sit down with the camera in a rear pocket. Do not place the camera unprotected with other hard objects in pockets or other containers (use a protective camera case). Do not drop the camera. The Limited Warranty does not cover damage due to improper handling. Caution: the start system must be pressurized before manual operation. There are no cloakrooms for the storage of coats or baggage. We request patrons to keep their belongings with them at all times. For the comfort of all patrons, it is not practical to take large items into the theatre. In these times of heightened security, please note that our staff reserve the right to carry out random bag searches. Employees entering this sterile area are subject to inspection. does not serve sandwiches or meals; however, you may bring something to eat. Never flush the toilet with your foot. Do not place chairs or other pbjects in front of the exit doors by order of the fire marshal. 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