Snow Ice Freezing Rain

Snow Ice Freezing Rain

The weather gets nasty, freezing situations, but hey, my immediate question — how long before I’m in shorts again?

Maybe by Austin next week?

Snow Ice Freezing Rain

The pictures came pouring in, images of snowmen, ice, freezing conditions, grocery stores with whole aisles of food, plundered in case — of what?

I do suggest caution, and in many cases, if possible, don’t leave home.

Snow Ice Freezing Rain

Must’ve been a slow news cycle, local weather dominated the feeds.

I hope real snow people don’t laugh: we were completely stalled out with an inch of snow. One inch. Up to our collective asses, most unable to function. Just a dusting, here. Not even a whole coat of the stuff.

Snow day today?

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