This bit is echoed three or four times in various blogs of mine, but to this day, it’s still the Best Excuse in a fictional setting because it works — in real life.
“Baby, please don’t kill me!”
—from the Blue Brothers
About the author:
Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.
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