Hold My Beer

It’s a standard line, almost just a punch line, in Texas.

Recently, the most common variant of the joke?

Mother Nature: You CANNOT have four seasons in one week.

Texas: hold my beer

So looking around in retail land, I stumbled across this, Shower Beer holder.

Is this a thing now?

In other venues, think: my horoscopes — I’ve lamented the loss of privacy, a feller can’t even take a shower without a waterproof phone or bluetooth, whatever.

Then the shower beer holder.

On some level, this has to have been a gag gift. Maybe a dare, like, “They would never carry this in a store, right?”

“Twenty bucks says, I can get some retailer to put it out on display.”

I don’t know, I just found it all hugely amusing.

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