Valentine’s Day Do-Over

Author: Published: February 15, 2019

Valentine’s Day Do-Over

  1. More realistic expectations
  2. Easier to get dinner reservation
  3. Economically prudent: flowers are cheaper today
  4. One word: Bean Burrito
  5. One more word? Chopped onions

Valentine’s Day Do-Over

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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