Zoilus

Zoilus

“Zoilus, you spoil the bathtub washing your arse. To make it filthier, Zoilus, stick your head in it.”

• Martial’s Epigrams. V. 1, Book II, #42

From Martial’s Epigrams—

Martial’s Epigrams

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.