Naked Came the Florida Man

Naked Came the Florida Man – Tim Dorsey

“What could possibly go wrong?” (Serge, page 2).

With glee.

“Blame history.” Page 3.

And the rest, as they say, is history.

Cheetos. The book is best read if consuming Cheetos. The color hides the evidence of the strangely sticky Day-Glo orange Cheeto dust.

“It took forever, but one of the strongest motivational forces in the universe is irony.” Page 160.

The term Florida Man — first encountered in this type of literature, think it was the same character who introduced it…

There’s now a whole sub-genre of fiction dedicated to whacky Florida antics. Which doesn’t do,justice to title’s allusion, about Googling news stories about what a man in Florida did.

Sidebar: type bacon therapy into a search engine … chapter 16?

I started reading Bubba’s gray-market “Advanced Reader copy,” but switched to a real copy since I kissed the release date. Bubba collects those things. Bubba is to Texas what Serge A. Storms might be to Florida. Without the cereal killing.

And what’s with the 1969 Plymouth Satellite?

Naked Came the Florida Man

Naked Came the Florida Man – Tim Dorsey