I Identify as a Prius

I Identify as a Prius

This can go wrong so many ways. Blame Mercury’s current indisposed position.

On the road, in Austin, heavy traffic on the freeway, like that’s anything new — been like that for 30 years or more.

Heading in to work at the rock shop, dreary winter’s day, low clouds clogging the minds of drivers, I saw — saw several — but one made a distinct impression — large-frame pick-up truck with over-sized tires, lift-kit, sides spattered with mud, and across the tailgate? A simple banner-like bumper-sticker:

I Identify as a Prius

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