Stimulus Package at Work

Stimulus Package at Work

The precipitous drop in oil prices, plus the pandemic panic left the little town in West Texas at a loss. Like an image from the old West, a single tumbleweed blows through the town’s main street. Times are tough, seems like everyone is living on credit.

A tourist, a Millennial from Austin, drives through town, thinks he (or she) might like to stay at the motel, it’s kind of a classic with a retro-vibe to it. He (or she) asks to see a room, laying a hundred dollar bill on the counter as a deposit.

As soon as the person from Austin trundles off with a couple of room keys, the motel manager grabs that $100 and runs next door to the grocery. The guy who own the grocery has been letting the motel slide on credit, and the $100 pays that off.

The guy who owns the grocery calls up a local cattle rancher, and tells him to run by and get paid $100 for the back-due bill on beef. The rancher, not doing anything, hops over and collects the $100 from the grocery guy.

The rancher’s been living on credit from the Feed and Seed store, so he drives over there, and drops that $100 on his bill.

The manager at the Feed and Seed store owes the local hooker, as she’s been providing a service on credit. He calls her up and she walks over to get paid.

The hooker, who has been renting a room at the motel, takes the $100 and lays it on the counter at the motel.

While burnt-orange shag carpet does have a delightful, retro-vibe to it, as far as spending the night there? That Austin Millennial changes his (or her) mind, and asks for the money back. The $100 is sitting on the counter, where the hooker left it.

No one did anything, no products were produced, but someone got screwed.

Stimulus Package at Work

And note.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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