The Golden Ass Author: Kramer Wetzel Published: April 1, 2020 The Golden Ass “The Golden Asse, by Lucius Apuleius” (via). About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.