Dogs are better than Boyfriends

Not really new information, but…

1. No one looks at you strange if you get a new puppy after the old dog dies.
2. You can have more than one dog.
3. You can pet your friend’s dog and your own dog doesn’t get jealous.
4. Dogs can be trained not to shit in the house.
5. Dogs won’t lie to about where they’ve been.

Dogs are better than Boyfriends

With apologies, didn’t work like it was supposed to.

Dogs are better than Boyfriends

But a reminder, and what I have said, many times over, “You roll up a newspaper and hit him on the nose, and the dog learns. Boyfriends, not so much.”

“Oh Kramer, boyfriends do learn, you just wrap that magazine around something like a pipe or a piece of post oak — they learn — eventually.”
(Pisces)

Can’t make this up.

the Portable Mercury Retrograde

Portable Mercury Retrograde – Kramer Wetzel