Additional Terms for the Fineprint

Additional Terms for the Fineprint

This warranty does not cover cosmetic blemishes or wear and tear associated with normal use. This warranty does not cover any problems caused by abuse, misuse, or acts of gods. This warranty does not cover defects or damage caused by the use of parts or service not provided by astrofish.net, KramerWetzel.com, kramerw.com, and astrofish.net assumes no liability for consequential, punitive, or other damages (except as set forth herein) related to a claim under this warranty. A service and/or handling charge may be required for non-warranty repairs. This warranty applies to the United States of America and covers only horoscopes currently produced and supported by astrofish.net and distributed by astrofish.net in Austin and San Antonio, Texas in the United States of America. This warranty does not cover horoscopes that have been discontinued by astrofish.net.

Additional Terms for the Fineprint

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About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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