Review Instructions

Author: Published: July 27, 2021

Review the Instructions

  1. Machine wash cold
  2. Tumble Dry
  3. DO NOT Bleach
  4. Cool Iron if needed.

Really is that simple.

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About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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