Find me in San Antonio:

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Often in San Antonio — “It’s really him.”

Vincit Qui Primum Gerit (San Antonio Again)

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“First to arrive gets the best deal.”

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.