Quick Guidelines

Author: Published: July 28, 2023

Quick Guidelines

Couple of Quick Guidelines:

  1. Don’t add to the population.
  2. Don’t subtract from the population.
  3. Don’t be in the hospital.
  4. Don’t be in the news.
  5. Don’t go to jail. 1

Quick Guidelines

  1. If you do go to jail, quickly establish dominance. ↩

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