Horoscopes for 10-31-23

Ay, and laying autumn’s dust.

King Lear (4.6.169)

Horoscopes for 10-31-23

  • 11/3/23 Venus oppose Neptune 25°10’ Virgo/Pisces
  • 11/4/23 Saturn turns direct at 0° Pisces

Stated economic goal? Keep these horoscopes below 1,000 words. Halloween and all that.


Scorpio All Hallow’s Eve horoscopes are difficult. Short, pithy, or all wrought around the usual horror horoscope theme? Have fun. Don’t overdo it. Things are going to get better when the Sun moves into Sagittarius, but until then? Scorpio-centric pause button.


The more difficult proposition, for this next few days, trying to decipher, in the Sagittarius mind’s eye, the tangible difference between the fake ghosts and the real demons.

The location of the lunation will cause more facts appearing like fiction, as well as the inverse.


How solid is that Capricorn foundation? All depends on what you’ve done already as to how this goes forward, but realize the lunar cycles make some people crazy (acting).


Looking back, way back, my original horoscopes were written to fit a page-layout space. I wasn’t writing for content, I was writing for available blank space on the page. Some time ago, I shifted, and wrote for content, message (and my contentment). I worked this week against an artificial constraint of word count. There are constraints for Aquarius, real or perceived. Stay within those limits, whether they are self-imposed, or other.


In short, the more specific, the better. The Universe, or whatever it is that you believe in, whatever that is? Or isn’t for that one atheist, but whatever the system? Work that Pisces magic next few days. Just don’t confuse the dream world with the loathed real world.


Fishing buddy’s pre-teen kid? I watched that child split up his candy. Stuff he liked, he ate even before the holiday was over. Stuff that was marginal, he saved, and stuff he didn’t like? He saved it, too, but it might never be consumed. All about how we manage our resources, Aries — like dividing Halloween candy.


Weirdness abounds. Don’t get married. In fact, don’t take any permanent steps towards any type of scenario that is not throughly vetted.


Don’t confuse emotions and emotional responses with factual responses. Easy, easier than usual, to get the two confused, and that complicates this next few weeks. You were warned.


Be straightforward. Instead of dissembling, or wrapping the message in pretty words, be succinct, and hit this one straight. No Cancer, Moon Children ducking out.

The Leo

Obstacles, symbolic or for real? An obstacle to the majestic Leo means it is time to turn to the left or the right, but taking it head-on will avail nothing. In other words? Duck, dodge, weave.


Venus is opposite Neptune around 4 or 5 PM on Nov. 3. This spreads illusion and misconceptions and heightens a sense of mystery, and, to exacerbate the situations? Feeling very Virgo rambunctious so a greater degree of caution is advisable.


Short disclaimer? This source is all over the place. From cowboys to poets, I’ve seen the reference. But the essence for Libra? “Wrestling with a pig in the mud is fruitless as the pig enjoys it, and you get muddy.”

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.


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