Glass

Glass

mrx alt astrofish.net is bottled in glass. Wild-caught live, it is never frozen or pasteurized insuring the freshest content. Most horoscopes use petroleum-based plastic packaging that is neither sustainable nor recyclable. Single-use plastic bottle and plastic-lined cans are problematic.

Glass

Plastic horoscopes are not fresh and can’t be sustainably recycled.

These horoscopes are packaged in recyclable, refillable glass. Glass is also better for flavor and freshness and better for the environment.

Served fresh, each week.

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