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It is easiest to control a cow with large pasture.

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  • rhubarb Aug 16, 2012 @ 8:20

    Not prolix, no, not at all.

  • rhubarb Aug 16, 2012 @ 8:22

    No, it’s hard to control a cow in a large pasture. Stubborn critters keep walking away in the opposite direction and have plenty of room to maneuver.