Week of: 12/21-27
Aries : It’s that old Pagan celebration, Yule Time, and it’s an indication that the the Sun is sliding on into the Sign of the Sea Goat, and it’s a going to be a happy Christmas time for most of the Aries out there. There will be a few of you who are going to complain, however, the worst is over with. Mostly, anyway. Mars is still in Libra, but that can bring a degree of balance to your ruling planet, in strictest astrology talk. In less than strict astrology speak, have yourself a safe and happy holiday — it’s a turning point of sorts for you.
Taurus : You’re going to feel like a monster trophy-sized fish this week, caught on one of my Zara Pooch ™ lures. Any sporting fly fisherman will tell you that the true sportsman (sports-person for the PC) will crush the barb on the hook so as to not damage the fish. And that hook in your metaphorical mouth this week is a good one — it won’t damage you. So get with hooked with the holiday spirit. After the Solstice, you will notice that things just start to look better and better.
Gemini : Good news for your holiday time — you’ve found yourself approaching this holiday with a higher than normal sense of fear and trepidation. Conspiracy theorists love this feeling of impending doom. Gemini’s don’t really relish the thought; however, as the big holidays get closer, you will gladly perish the thought. Yes, it will turn out to be okay. The gloom and doom becomes love and light as the days begin to get longer. [Mr.Science says, “The shortest day of the year is the Winter solstice, and the days begin to get longer after that.]
Cancer : Okay, I figure I have to work at this week backwards. There’s a holiday in Jolly Old England called “Boxing Day.” And see, for you critters that are so influenced by the moon, Boxing day is the beginning of the good times for you. So look it up on an international calendar, and check it out. This doesn’t mean the rest of the week isn’t good, but the stars all seem to turn in your favor on this day. Perhaps the Old English folks had the right idea.
Leo : Christmas day, this year, is going to be filled with lots of little ups and downs. Now, please, please, please don’t get me wrong! I don’t mean this in a bad way, not in the least. However, there are some unexpected arrivals showing up. You might even get a few odd phone calls on this holiday, a veritable “blast from the past” as the cliche goes. Get ready for a rollicking part weekend coming up, too, because things are going to heat up nicely. Just be a little more fluid than usual about your plans. Looks like there are some last minute “course corrections” which are going to be needed.
Virgo : I kept telling you to hold out just a little longer, and this is the week when all the little plans all start to come together. Just like I said. It starts out a little rough because there’s always that one person you forgot to get a present for (didn’t I tell you about a checklist?) Don’t you hate last minute crowds and shop[ping? Imagine the poor souls who work there, and have a little pity on them. Treat them to some last minute Virgo kindness. The rest of the week just gets better and better for you.
Libra : Things in Libra land are okay. And they will stay okay for a while. Mars is exciting you to very edge and limit of what your patience might be. It’s like, even though it’s Xmas week, you might get cornered at a party and be forced to listen to one more “abducted by space aliens” story. Please try to be nice, and exhibit some of that diplomatic ability you are famous for. And don’t worry about the strange look in the person’s eyes, the one telling the story.
Scorpio : Romance is hot this week, but alas, there’s still that pesky problem with Mars floating nearby, but not yet in a place where it will do you good. Careful with those little pieces of plastic this week because you’re going to be more than tempted to call up that number on the TV screen and order up that fabulous set of kitchen equipment. No, it’s not a good week to watch the shopping network because you are more prone than ever before to fall under the spell of some marketing ploy. And no Scorpio needs to ever feel manipulated — worse yet, by the media.
Sagittarius : Pulling out of a Mercury retrograde is kind of like getting a in suicide mission airplane, I believe they were called “Kamikazes”, and deciding, at the last moment, you don’t want to go there. It’s kind of tough when you don’t have helmet or a parachute, either. So, for spending Xmas with the family, I suggest packing a few extra items to help ease yourself out of a bad situation. It never hurts to be too prepared, even though this isn’t a typical Sagittarius trait.
Capricorn : It’s the beginning of the Capricorn season, and for some strange reason, that coincides with a Pagan Holiday and a Christian Holiday. In case there’s any other religious group I haven’t insulted, or I have inadvertently insulted, I’ll apologize now. Sorry! I didn’t mean it! Now, my Cappy friends are going from what has been a bad week (bad as in terrible, not bad as in good) into a new found peace and harmony. And said peace and harmony is long over due. It’s like a cosmic credit card, and your karma is finally paid in full. Enjoy a fine holiday and happy birthday!
Aquarius : Details! Details, details and more, annoying details! Sorry about that, but your attention span isn’t what it’s supposed to be right now. But thanks to a benevolent influence from Mars, over yonder in Libra, you’ve got a lot of energy. Now, the real trick is to gather this energy up, pull it all together so to speak, and enjoy the sprint to the holiday gathering. It’s Xmas in Texas, and you should be having a fine holiday, as well. Just remember to check the details.
Pisces : The cold, dark winter nights aren’t all bad, you know. It’s a great time to get yourself cozy by a fireplace, drink a warm toddy, maybe some nice, herbal tea, and enjoy the holidays. A Peppermint-Hibiscus blend is perfect for a time like this. A little read, a little green, it makes the perfect Xmas tea. something to warm your spirits on a cold winter night. And for that one Pisces in the Southern Hemisphere, try pouring the hot tea over ice.
